My week on twitter.

28 Jan

1 Case of mistaken identity

A distant persistent barking.

Serpents writhing in my belly in the belly of the night.

Odd barks, nearer now.

A handshake. Steps disappearing down a corridor.

4 misquotes.

A child calling my name, but I ignore them… once or twice. (Thrice)

12 moments of misplaced petulance.

Ping pong with a teabag.

A barking right up in my face. Dog breath. Waggly tail.

Laughter in another room. Recognise the laugh, can’t place it.

Waiting. Idle thoughts. Mild erection.

3 retweets.

Words bent out of all recognition to make a little knife. Not a weapon though. Suitable for spreading butter.

A new follower walks in through the front door, doffs a dandy hat, and exits through the bathroom window, runs away across the fields.

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